A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.

• Frank Corsentino
• Haji
• Michael Finn
• Marius Mazmanian
• Lee McLaughlin
• Charles Knapp
• Lillian Shrewsbury
• Irene Makarewicz