Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.

• Millenium
• Canadian Film Development Corporation
• Peter Keleghan
• Kent Deuters
• Linda Speciale
• Alan Deveau
• Linda Shayne
• Jason Warren
• James Coburn
• Terrea Smith