The Wedded Bliss computer dating agency aims to bring together the lonely hearts of Much-Snoggin-in-the-Green. Its owner, Sidney Bliss, has enough complications in his own love life, but still produces a pamphlet called 'The Wit to Woo'. The strange collection of hopefuls lead to some outlandish matches—and jealousies are bound to lead to trouble.

• The Rank Organisation
• Sid James
• Kenneth Williams
• Charles Hawtrey
• Joan Sims
• Hattie Jacques
• Terry Scott
• Richard O'Callaghan
• Bernard Bresslaw