Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khybar pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe, but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas—he wants all the British dead. But his troops fear the 'skirted-devils, who are rumoured not to wear any underwear.

• Peter Rogers Productions
• Rank Organisation, The
• Sid James
• Charles Hawtrey
• Bernard Bresslaw
• Kenneth Williams
• Roy Castle
• Joan Sims
• Peter Butterworth
• Terry Scott