After being arrested for assaulting a football referee, desperate train driver Bill (Arthur Askey) raids the railwaymen's holiday fund to cover his £55 fine. He knows he's going to be discovered though, leaving him no choice but to get the money back by hook or by crook! His last chance is to run a book on the United v City football derby. If that wasn't tense enough, Bill's son is also making his debut for United. It looks like it's going to be a day to remember - do you dare look? ...The Love Match.

• Group 3
• Beaconsfield Productions
• Arthur Askey
• Glenn Melvyn
• Thora Hird
• Shirley Eaton
• James Kenney
• Danny Ross
• Patricia Hayes
• William Franklyn